Blood and Guts: Helena Lazaro
I Think I Love You
January 10, 2004 11:53 AM

You may have noticed that I'm not calling The Network by name anymore. At the prompting of some vigilant guests, I've decided to be a little more careful. I was also considering removing my last name from the web page. But I'm too vain. I still want ex-boyfriends searching for me to find me, so they can eat their hearts out. Eat them!!

Yesterday was a wonderful day. David Cassidy came in for a meeting. He walked up to the reception desk, and offered his hand. Not like for a kiss to the ring, but like for shaking! He shook my hand. What a guy. Most people treat reception like dirt. And then I shortchange them on parking validation. No, I don't really do that--especially if anyone who supervises me ever reads this--the validation stickers are doled out fairly and justly. But most celebrities do treat us like dirt. So it was nice, to see the first celebrity who I really would consider famous (I mean, Freddie is a heartthrob and everything, but how many lunch boxes or necklaces is he on? David was the kind of swooning material that made Tiger Beat possible), and have them be so extremely cordial and considerate. Makes me want to re-evaluate my feelings about the job, and those dreams where I throw down my headset, declare that I quit, and storm out of the building while Melissa Rivers looks on in disbelief.


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hi helena
no i'm not writing to demand more poetry this time. i was wondering what that site was that had MASH on it was. you know, you used to have it on here. also, i may be a part of the younger generation, but david cassidy always was great. and seems like a great guy. and now you have me singing 'i think i love you' lol. well if you could get me that link i'd be thrilled!!

Posted by: Dani on January 10, 2004 06:17 PM

Mash is linked to from my page here:
http://www.poethelena.com/archives/2003_07.html

and this is the link:
http://dollarshort.org/mash/

Posted by: Helena on January 11, 2004 10:42 PM

We here at Viva La Ozzylucion are harmless. We just wish most favored status for our dear Ozzy and websites dedicated to him. We wish you more success at "the network" regardless of not caring for Mr. Osbourne. Now to your poetry.
I love Cro Magnon man. I wonder why? It is not like he (Mr. Magnon) barks at the moon or anything. I like that name though, there is a director with the last name cro too. I like it as a first name though. Magnon obviously is a reference to Charle Mangne MAGNO. Great in Greek. Cro the Great. Very carnal plight of unfeathered flesh trying to fly like cro. Trying to fight ones reason to live (on the ground) to gain another reason d'etre (to be free) in flight.

The poem grasps the plight of a Mr. Cro the Great to gain meaning to his name and fly, gain another conciousness, leave his old life behing. He is born again into freedom through flight!
da poema isa very a howdu yu a saya??? Motto Bene.

oh yeah did you know Mr. Jack Nicholson was a writer for the Partridge Family show before he was famous, no joke? I know Mr. Cassidy was in that show partridge fam.. and he also appeared in that movie with Sundance kid ke no? winky winky.

Posted by: Return to OZ on January 13, 2004 01:29 AM

I only know one person who spells "que" as "ke," winky winky! :) Laugh with him.

Posted by: Helena on January 13, 2004 06:10 PM
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