
Between the ranting calls at The Network ("I'd just like to thank you for reminding me why the Muslims hate the Western world so much!" *click*) and moving into the new place, things have been pretty hectic for me, as you may have been able to tell by the reduced entries. But don't despair! More snarky phone scripts to follow.
The place I ended up moving to is actually on Brooks, but closer to the water. It is right off the alley by the boardwalk, which is great and lame at the same time. Great because I can smell the ocean. Lame because I can feel the truck picking up garbage. For my neighbors. But it's all good!
I'm looking forward to getting some furniture, so I won't have to sleep on an inflatable mattress anymore. Although it is surprisingly comfortable, it's going to get old I think. As soon as that's done, I'll be feeling a lot better about things generally, I'm sure.
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Hmmmmmmmmm, after perusing this past entry I'm wondering? Even though I HAVE been to the humble one room,slept on the blow up bed and eaten your cinnamon Life cereal could you just get a bit more specific with those directions so that EVERYONE - absolutely fabulous though they may be ......... can find it also? Thanks D
Posted by: do-vah on February 16, 2004 07:28 PMI disagree with Do-vah. As moderator and owner of the official Ozzy fan network website, I should know about such breaches in security. Ozzy told me not to put his info on the site. Now keep in mind, every single bus tour of Hollywood homes goes by his house. But honestly if someone wanted to know where he lived, they could easily find out, without the tour bus or website. Not including his address on the site does not decrease the number of psychos that drive by his "crib", as my brothas say. My point is... Santa Monica is a very big city. People really don't have time to bother Ozzy or Helena. People need to work and feed little mouths so they can grow up and be big strong OZZY FANS!
Ozzy's digits are not on the site or in the digit book, however... neither is his number (in the digit book).
I would recommend Helena not put her last name on her talent expose site (cuz her digits prolly will be in the digit book). Not listing her digits in the book does nothing, it is the last name that reveals address when calling 411.
If someone wanted more info.. like her last name, in order to buy her poems, they could just email her.
by the way... what kinda name is Do-vah? Is that Israeli?
must i "viva la ozzylucion" everytime? nah.
Posted by: ozzy sleeps well. on February 17, 2004 01:28 AMYes, I could be a bit more specific. Could you more specifically insinuate that we knocked boots? It should be mentioned that Dova did these things in the middle of the afternoon, and with his girlfriend present! Although I guess that doesn't make it sound much more innocent...nevermind.
Posted by: Helena on February 17, 2004 04:34 PM For "Ozzy sleeps well" with no URL.....Thanks for the insight into what a true Fan endures to keep alive a dream.......... but alack and alas - we be not herre to discuss these issues. We need clarification so as to not besmirch the integrity of our Beloved Poetess - The Hostess with the Mostess, whose generosity has spawned this Forum for open debate.
First off, be aware we did not indeed as She dreads to be implied - "KNOCK BOOTS", I merely stated that I have laid upon Her blow up bed/couch and did indeed eat Her cereal and only that I was concerned that Her delivery of information in regards to Her humble one roomer would lead a pack of poem hungered masses to Her door..... Something She nor I nor the World needs. Thanks!
PS : What is a "Prolly"?? Some sort of conjuncted mode of expressive travel? As in a vehicle? To get from there to herre? Probably not................
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