Hey yes God does want us to move our asses... and I don't mean shake our donkeys. King David danced and he even danced naked. Congrats on keeping your job thus far Helena. You get to listen to music all day. Ozzy Osbourne is recovering from his accident, cuz he is the IRON MAN! lol.
Good news on all fronts.
Viva La Ozzylucion!

Your site is nice. I would like to have one like it. How do I get one like it? How much? You written any new poem lately?
Here is an original poem I wrote. I put on my tan beret and grew out a go-t, put on a black turtle neck and took my bongos to amateur night at my local coffee shop. (BOngos boom tak tak) ...
I like big buts
I cannot lie (breathe out) cha chaaa!
non yo homies (bongos boom tak tak)
can deny,
that when you see (breathe out) cha chaaa!
those big buns
you get sprung. (bongos drum roll dying out)

I thought it came from deep within my soul. Some people cheered.

Oh our dear Ozzy fan, I’m sure you like big butts and cannot lie. It’s all good that big buns make you sprung cha chaaaa and all that good stuff, BUT Sir Mix A Lot with the Anaconda whose long and hard is also fond of getting the friction on with the girls who eat the red beans and rice. Who am I to question where it came from, it could have easily come from deep in your soul as you say. Keep up the good work! Just one question are you sure that you do not have some kind of spiritual connection to Mr. Mix A Lot as you do with Ozzy? Just curious…

A concerned fan of the Ozzy fan

PS Miss Helena 36 24 36 only if she is 5'2! Baby got back!!!

hey concerned for tha UZI, tis not for me that should worry thee . for it is to tha OZY that thee should give heed, for he is in need.
It is a biblical code to visit the sick. Ozy is sick. don't you dare joke that i am sick in any figurative way!

you might be able to help me. when they cheered for me at thee coffee shop they were yelling in unison a cheer. I was afraid to ask cuz i would seem uncool, out of touch with tha lingo, if you know what i mean. "Hank, Hank, Hank, etc." means a gifted poet.. KE NO? I just said..my name isn't Hank and left for a date.
the poopin dog in on conan. oh my good he is so funny. funniest comedy ever...

hey Miss Helena eats black beans not red. she is Cuban. And no I don't want her sexually. An email from her would be nice though. FOR ME TO POOP ON!
I don't need you to tell me her sizes.. I think that is obvious from her pics. lol.

Viva La OZZYLUCION MOTHA FUCKERS!

I would just like to clarify... when I wrote... and I paraphrase because I can't replicate word for word... "I can see her size from her pics" I meant that Miss Helena undeniably, clearly from the pics, is favorably blessed with a voluptuous, sexy body shape. It is obvious from the pics that she is gifted physically. Ok I digress... as fast as I can.

oh and the lol is an acronym for luck on luck.
hand wipes forehead now.

ok yeah and the mofo comment is a term of endearment among Ozzy fans. I forgot yall don't share our love for Ozzy, yet. Patience is virtue.

My sweet Uzziah wouldn't dream of insulting me, it never crossed my mind that you might be referring to anything but my dangerous curves. ;)