Blood and Guts: Helena Lazaro
Frog-g-g! (Updated)
May 1, 2004 02:50 AM

"King Kong...Godzilla...Jaws...Pussies!"

This is the best movie EVER!!! You all have to go see it. Although I will admit that I'm getting a little old for midnight shows, I can't tell you how worth it the experience was. Aside from the misleading snippet in the Leammle newsletter touting, "packed" houses--I'm pretty sure that everyone there besides myself and my friends was a cast or crew member--it's everything they said it would be. Let's just say that the climax involves the busty lesbian heroine (who we rode back down to the parking structure with in an elevator after the movie, as she complained loudly to her companions, "What the fuck happened to Kevin? He can't even come and see my freakin' movie?! Who signs his paychecks every week?") tearing open her shirt and saying, "You think you can handle this? Come and get a piece of me! Fuck me now, Frog-man!"

The synopsis says, "Chemical waste seeps into a small town's water supply,
causing the birth of a mutant FROGGG which is instinctively driven to mate with
it's genetic match-human women.

Sexy EPA super-agent Dr. Barbara Michaels tracks the Froggg's every move,
fighting off corrupt good-ol'-boy politicians and drunken rednecks at every
turn. No one in town believes her, or the evidence, until the shocking climax
when the Froggg is finally brought to justice...or is it...?"

See more here. Tickets can be purchased ahead of time from the Leammle online, here. Don't be a Kevin! See this movie. If you go, please share your Frog-g-g experience with me here. Albert even won the raffle! He received a mysterious DVD, the contents of which I'm sure he will share with me, and a poster which I'm sure will be worth millions some day.


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