This is Giovanni. He's from Italy. He gives lessons in his language for a living. But the only lesson he truly wants to participate in, is a lesson in amore.

Watch me gravitate between cruel mocker and cheerleader. It's just not in my heart to be mean all the time to someone with such a small dick. But it is in my heart to post our entire IM conversation to my webpage and not change his name. Boy, I can't wait to see what develops with this one.

It's dry in places, and quite long (unlike Giovanni), but it would feel dishonest to tamper with it. Seriously graphic sexual content in this IM. Very little poop.

guy90026: Hello, i have a question, if you were to meet a new guy, speaking of lust, not love, does size matter?
poethelena: Yes. Anyone who says otherwise is lying.
poethelena: Why do you ask?
guy90026: but...women always say that size does not matter
poethelena: They're lying.
poethelena: It's not enough to make you dump someone
poethelena: but it's nice to have an average or above average tool for the job.
guy90026: interesting
poethelena: Any reason you're looking to a stranger to validate your penis size?
guy90026: i am sorry for my silly question but something silly just happened to me
poethelena: What's that?
guy90026: i met this woman, she told me intimate stuff like favourite positions and all, but when i was at her place and saw me naked she kinda of made a face then she asked me to lie down and after taking off her underwear and her shoes she just sat on my face
poethelena: That's rather rude.
poethelena: Do you feel you are below average size?
poethelena: What did you do?
guy90026: well, i was supposed to be a priest i don't have much experience so i did like she said
guy90026: i was a bit surprised at first, as she sat, i didn't do anything i could just smell her scent what followed was a long moment of silence
poethelena: I can imagine it was a little awkward
poethelena: Did she stay there long?
guy90026: it wasn't like a bad thing but i was new to that
guy90026: yes she sat for a while, well, ok, a very long while
poethelena: So do you consider yourself below average?
poethelena: It's pretty lame if she just sat there and you weren't doing anything
guy90026: at first i gace dry kisses on her big lips but she said that i needed to do more but it is not like i put my unit inside
poethelena: She could have been suffocating you for all she knew!
guy90026: i don't know i'd have to do the conversion and find out what is my american size
poethelena: I never sit on anyone's face for that reason.
poethelena: I don't know the conversion rates, but...
poethelena: how many inches?
guy90026: she said she was too big for me
guy90026: i am trying to find out one moment and i will know
guy90026: but i opened her big lips with my fingertips and with my tongue i hit on her clitty to get it out from its nest, just like she requested
poethelena: I'm less interested in her big lips, and more in the thing you wrote to me about to find out
guy90026: there is a decent pic on my profile if you wish to see
poethelena: Ok, I'll check it out
guy90026: ok now i know
guy90026: 4"
poethelena: Is that while erect?
guy90026: yes when hard 4"
poethelena: How tall are you?
guy90026: you didn't see my pic ? i am 6
poethelena: Your pic doesn't have a mugshot style height chart behind it
guy90026: that i know because it says in the driving licence
poethelena: Those are useful
poethelena: Maybe they should make them with penis size as well
guy90026: well, honestly what do you think?
poethelena: and you could just show it to a girl
guy90026: lol
poethelena: instead of having to get naked
guy90026: funny
poethelena: I think that she was a bitch for making you feel bad
guy90026: but wouldn't take away the surprise element ?
poethelena: if she was so concerned about it, she should have asked ahead of time
poethelena: Not all surprises are desirable
guy90026: you are too smart for me
poethelena: What would make you say such a thing?
guy90026: well, when she started moaning i suggested that if she wanted she could have sat on my manhood
poethelena: You shouldn't talk with your mouth full
poethelena: so what did she do?
guy90026: true but i could not help it
guy90026: she whispered like " sshhhhh"
poethelena: She wanted you to focus
poethelena: on her clitty
guy90026: i guess, but then suddenly she pressed her hips against my face and cummed on my face without even warning , i din't have much room to go because she made her legs strong, quite a mess
poethelena: Usually it's not rude for women to cum without telling you
poethelena: but this sounds like a very special girl
guy90026: oh really?
poethelena: Well, what's to warn?
poethelena: I'm about to feel very good?
poethelena: Warning is useful if you make a mess
poethelena: which, by the sound of it she did
guy90026: well it is not like in the monastery we were allowed to have sex i didn't know
guy90026: so it is ok that she comes like that on my face ?
poethelena: I think you needed a partner who was going to show you things
poethelena: not use you like a dog does a sofa
guy90026: it is funny you say that after she cummed she said she would teach me something new but still no sex
poethelena: So what did she teach you instead?
guy90026: i am not sure how to say this...
poethelena: Did she poop on you?
guy90026: oh no
poethelena: So what did she do?
guy90026: well, we were like in 69 position, she asked me to put my hands on her buttcheeks and open them sligtly
guy90026: you can imagine the rest
poethelena: We Americans call that Tossing Salad
poethelena: You learned to Toss Salad!
poethelena: At least you got some head.
guy90026: i don't know the name but she said american women love it she asked me if i could see her anus, so i said "yes" then she pushed back and down like on my face
poethelena: Yeah, I don't know that the majority of American women want to shove their ass on someone's face
poethelena: that might be a misleading statement on her part
guy90026: so did she lie american women do not like?
poethelena: There are lots of things American women do and do not like
poethelena: I can speak only for myself
poethelena: and my ass is ticklish
guy90026: ok then do you or do you not ?
poethelena: No
guy90026: now i am confused
guy90026: she went crazy
poethelena: She's a nasty bitch, who wanted to use you to service her
guy90026: now you are making me think a lot
poethelena: So where are you from?
poethelena: Don't hurt anything
guy90026: italy
poethelena: And what makes you think Italian women would be terribly different from American women?
poethelena: We're built the same
poethelena: We all like different things
poethelena: Probably most of us want sizable dicks on our men
guy90026: i am just not experienced and it sucks because girls think i am a good lover
poethelena: That's racism.
poethelena: Just because you're Italian doesn't mean you're good in bed
poethelena: I can vouch for that
guy90026: i just wanted to try
poethelena: Well, it can't hurt to try!
poethelena: Don't give up.
guy90026: and get experienced soon
poethelena: But you should do better research with these women
poethelena: make sure they don't just want to sit on your face
poethelena: Maybe date them once or twice before having sex
poethelena: to, you know, get acquainted
guy90026: i teach italian in private schools for adults, i met her trough one lady who takes italian in my class we all went out together many many times but the other night my car was towed so she offered to let me sleep at her place it was then that i told her i was a virgin and asked her if she could help, at girst she said no but then i suggested to pay her, when i teach italian one on one i charge $ 35 so finally after i insisted she accepted
guy90026: i told her i would i really wanted to learn something i just can't stand being virgin anymore
poethelena: So you used the same rate for Italian Classes as Prostitution?
poethelena: I may be crazy, but sex you have to pay for is not going to be the best learning experience
guy90026: oh no, she charged much more, she is a care provider and has morals and really did not want to do it at first
guy90026: but kinda of needed the money
poethelena: I can tell she had lots of morals
guy90026: also she has a long distance relationship with a guy it was not easy for her
poethelena: I'm sure it was terribly difficult
guy90026: but we were there alone i kinda of asked and asked
poethelena: She was dying inside when she shoved her anus into your face
guy90026: why would you say that?
poethelena: Because I'm being sarcastic!
guy90026: what makes you think such a thing ?
guy90026: oh sorry
poethelena: She did it, she could not have been that opposed
guy90026: well yes when finally she had a few drinks and said ok, i'll do it
guy90026: but she said not to think we are bf and gf she just did a favour but one time only thing
poethelena: So let me get this right. She was compensated and drunken before she would consent?
poethelena: Some might consider these red flags.
guy90026: are you being sarcastic ?
poethelena: No!
poethelena: Those are bad things.
poethelena: You shouldn't have to pay someone to have sex with you
poethelena: they should like you
poethelena: and want to
guy90026: she is kinda of a friend at least one of the few people i know since i moved to santa monica
guy90026: but she had a bf
poethelena: She does not sound like much of a friend if she said she'd have sex with you for money and didn't even deliver
guy90026: well that's a different story
guy90026: after i got naked she said maybe it wasn't a good idea
guy90026: so i was like come on don't say no now after all this
guy90026: so she said no sex, take it or leave it, if you want i'll teach you something but i need to sit on your face
poethelena: Here's the bottom line. She thought she was going to get some hot lovin' from a 6' tall (according to his license) Italian instructor. Then she realized it wasn't quite...what she thought.
poethelena: So she decided to enjoy what she could.
poethelena: Did you learn anything?
guy90026: you know what you say kinda of...makes a lot of sense
guy90026: really
guy90026: the more i think about it...anyways yes, i learned how to kiss her kitty and her anus
poethelena: I guess one might say that you've learned a woman who is only interested in doing it with you if you have a big dick or are going to pay her, is not the kind of woman who will accept you the way you are.
poethelena: The anus thing is less useful.
guy90026: you are worng most american women love it
poethelena: You keep telling yourself that
guy90026: but i don't understand one thing can you explain?
poethelena: but I guarantee the first time you try it uninvited, you're going to get a nasty reaction
poethelena: Can I explain what?
guy90026: how can she tell that she is too big for me if she does not try ?
guy90026: how does a woman knows that beforehand?
poethelena: She must have seen enough to know what one that does it for her looks like.
poethelena: What's your name?
guy90026: all she said was that her bf is black and he is plain huge
poethelena: That might have been a hint for you
poethelena: I'll call you Carlo.
poethelena: Carlo, listen to me.
poethelena: This woman was using you!
guy90026: giovanni but i am ok with carlo
poethelena: Let her keep her big dick boyfriend, and her anus licking fetish, and her enormous lips
poethelena: why worry about it?
guy90026: she said black lovers are huge is that true ? or another lie ?
poethelena: I've been with very few, but they tend to be on the big side.
poethelena: I'll propogate that myth, why not.
guy90026: ok so she didn't lie
poethelena: But she did!
poethelena: I don't know
poethelena: I don't think she means to lie
poethelena: she is just uninformed and dumb
guy90026: my thought is only one though
poethelena: like, hey, maybe what you like isn't the same as all of us, and you shouldn't speak for a nation of women
guy90026: i really wanted to have sex and we did not, also at the end i asked her if there are other things that she didn't teach she said yes
guy90026: like how to have gentle sex with a woman
poethelena: I can recommend a book or two
guy90026: how to properly fuck a woman
guy90026: and how to slap that ass
poethelena: Aw yeah
guy90026: but she would not teach any of that
poethelena: The selfish bitch!
poethelena: I think you should rent some movies, pick up a copy of Cosmo, and go from there.
guy90026: i read books already i wanted to try
guy90026: i read that too
poethelena: Well, then it's obvious you just need a patient partner
poethelena: who wants to help you learn
poethelena: and will not belittle you
guy90026: she told me to write ad in craig list
poethelena: Yeah, that's a good idea
guy90026: i think it's crazy
guy90026: it sounds so silly beside i don't want people to know i am virgin
poethelena: I bet there are plenty of charming girls over at Craigs List
poethelena: Well, you're telling me, a complete stranger
guy90026: if i do i bet gay guys answer me
poethelena: Gay guys want big dicks even more than straight women
guy90026: you bet, i can not say this to anyone face to face
guy90026: i am sorry i bothered you i needed to talk, i'll leave you in peace
poethelena: You're going to have to tell people things about yourself if they're going to trust you
poethelena: and want to be with you
poethelena: just don't pay people for it, ok?
guy90026: i didn't want to pay for it nor i want in the future
guy90026: it was just a strange situation
guy90026: i just could not stand to be virgin anymore and she was there and we were alone
poethelena: Italian guys are chick magnets. Meet a nice girl and get to know her.
guy90026: she said when a guy is not big oral is a must
poethelena: If she cares about you, it will be a positive experience
poethelena: I agree that being stronger in other areas compensates for it
guy90026: it wasn't bad
poethelena: Sorry, I don't know how I got that impression
guy90026: so she was right
poethelena: About this one thing, yes
poethelena: I'm not giving this bitch credit where it isn't due
guy90026: ccol now i feel better
poethelena: If you get very good at oral sex, someone might not even notice what's lacking
poethelena: VERY good
guy90026: i didn't know when the guy is not big he better make up somehow
poethelena: This is a good foundation to build on
poethelena: So I guess you're not going to be a priest anymore?
guy90026: i still don't know how she could be so sure about being too big for me
guy90026: oh no
poethelena: She just didn't want to do it with you, Carlo!
poethelena: She was making shit up
guy90026: but why she said i am good looking? a lie? the truth ?
poethelena: Your dick has nothing to do with how handsome your face is!
guy90026: so for lust size does matter
poethelena: This tree looks familiar
poethelena: Yes, it matters
poethelena: but if you are good at other things, it will matter less
guy90026: you have been kind and very honest can i ask what do you consider a good size?
poethelena: and if she cares about you, it will not make her unattracted to you
guy90026: just curious
poethelena: It depends on the width
guy90026: be honest as always ok
poethelena: I'd like to see upwards of 7 inches myself
poethelena: but I'm a very demanding woman
guy90026: what do you mean don't women look at the longness ?
poethelena: Yes, length and width though
poethelena: if it is very wide, it can be shorter and it's okay
guy90026: you mean how thick ?
poethelena: Yes
guy90026: that's amazing, that's exactly what she said
guy90026: the very same thing
guy90026: wow
poethelena: As much as I don't want to agree with her on anything, I'd have to say yes
poethelena: She's not a fucking genius!
poethelena: That's just the way it is
guy90026: but...what do you consider thick? like a banana, more, less ?
poethelena: Banana is good, why not.
poethelena: Cucumber is too much
poethelena: Carrot is not enough
poethelena: although it will do in a pinch
guy90026: that explains a lot
poethelena: Yes, well...
guy90026: in apinch? what do you mean?
guy90026: please write simple english
poethelena: In a situation where there are few options
poethelena: if it is all you have
guy90026: carrot do in a pinch ?
poethelena: If you have only a carrot, I will eat it. I would prefer a banana, or a cucumber, but I will eat this if I have no other options.
poethelena: Make sense?
guy90026: yes, thank you
poethelena: ok
guy90026: it does make a lot
guy90026: now i know why
guy90026: at the end she told me to fuck her mouth and pretend it was her she said i could star gently and slow but do it rough if i wanted that she could handle my size
poethelena: Carlo, I think you have your work cut out for you.
guy90026: what do you mean by that ?
poethelena: That you have a lot of work to do
poethelena: find someone who will do it with you
guy90026: what do you suggest to do ?
guy90026: all right
poethelena: Meet someone who you like
poethelena: and build a relationship
poethelena: then move into the intimacy
poethelena: if you really want to learn something
guy90026: i am just so tired of being virgin you have no idea
poethelena: I can only imagine
guy90026: don't they have teachers for that ?
poethelena: I think in Las Vegas they do.
guy90026: lol funny
poethelena: I've got to work on my resume. You keep up the fight.
guy90026: i just saw your pic
guy90026: you are nice
poethelena: Just now you saw it?
poethelena: Where did you find my profile otherwise?
guy90026: yes sorry
guy90026: on the profile directory
poethelena: Oh, I see
guy90026: i like
poethelena: Well, I'm glad you like my pic
poethelena: Good
guy90026: what is your name
poethelena: I'm not doing you, Carlo
guy90026: why not how bad can it be to teach
poethelena: I'm impressed
poethelena: that's the longest it's ever taken someone to get to the propositioning
poethelena: Well, I do like teaching
guy90026: well i am not that confident yet with women
poethelena: but I would have to take back what I said about paying
poethelena: paying is ok
guy90026: but do you have enough experience ?
poethelena: Hm...I think
guy90026: if you don't i am not interested
guy90026: i need someone who knows
poethelena: From the way I talk, do you think I am someone who does not know?
guy90026: no no
guy90026: just making sure
guy90026: you sound like you know for sure more than me
poethelena: So what would you want me to teach you?
poethelena: What's the going rate?
guy90026: what do you charge?
guy90026: i charge $ 35 per hour one on one for italian
guy90026: i gave her about $ 50 it was all i had in my wallet
poethelena: Well, I've never charged before
guy90026: i want to know the things left
poethelena: so this is new to me
guy90026: like how to have gentle sex with a woman
guy90026: how to prperly fuck a woman
poethelena: but let's say we will charge on a per item basis
guy90026: and how to slap that ass
poethelena: yes,
poethelena: and how to slap that ass
poethelena: The ass slapping, I would throw in for free
guy90026: is that expensive? and more importat how long will it take for me to learn and be confident like other guys ?
poethelena: Gentle sex, let's say $75
poethelena: and the fucking would be $100
poethelena: $25 for the copay to my therapist
guy90026: you are funny
poethelena: I think ass slapping is a natural talent
poethelena: you either have it or you don't
poethelena: we'll have to see
guy90026: i wouldn't know i mean i never did it before are you sure it is ok and you won't be offended ?
poethelena: but don't be taking forever to finish
poethelena: that's extra
guy90026: what is a good position for the slap that ass ?
poethelena: I might be offended
poethelena: as you can tell, I'm very sensitive
poethelena: you mean you didn't read about it in one of your many books?
guy90026: well cosmo writes a lot but no pics
poethelena: Really, there's no bad position for ass-slapping
guy90026: is one supposed to have sex before or after the slap ass ?
poethelena: I think if you go for a combo, you'll score maximum points
guy90026: wow if you give points it makes it more challenging
poethelena: During the Anus Snuffle might be a good time
poethelena: Would that help you be motivated?
guy90026: any reward for full points ?
poethelena: We can keep a chart by the bed
guy90026: yes
poethelena: with gold stars
poethelena: but you only get the gold stars when you do a really good job
poethelena: otherwise you get silver, green, or red
guy90026: anus sunuffle? what is that? please write simple
poethelena: Sorry, I'll keep it simple.
poethelena: Don't worry about the Anus Snuffle
poethelena: you won't be doing it with me
guy90026: it is ok but i want to learn the word
guy90026: what did you mean ?
poethelena: The thing that all American Women like
poethelena: except for me
guy90026: oh licking
poethelena: Yes
poethelena: and if you're going to learn from me
poethelena: you will have to stop insisting that we like certain things
poethelena: We will tell you what we like
guy90026: all right
poethelena: Ok
guy90026: wait, what is good position for learning how to properly fuck a woman ?
poethelena: Listen, I really need to get some dinner
poethelena: we will have to continue this lesson another time
guy90026: ok, can you just tell the position for that
poethelena: Who's running this classroom?
guy90026: ...you
poethelena: You don't want to lose points, do you?
guy90026: no
guy90026: i am sorry
poethelena: I'll take that gold star RIGHT back, mister.
guy90026: dinner time
poethelena: Ok.
guy90026: thank you
poethelena: Yes. I wonder if I should give you homework?
guy90026: should i make some notes ?
guy90026: i am serious
poethelena: Yes, I know.
poethelena: Go look up G-spot
poethelena: and how to hit it
poethelena: There will be a quiz.
guy90026: all right
guy90026: i'll find out all i can
poethelena: Good.
poethelena: Then I'll talk to you later.
guy90026: but i warn you i already know is a sensitive spot
poethelena: Yes, you mentioned the clitty
guy90026: can i add you on my buddy list
poethelena: Why not