This IM comes courtesy of Milan. He is from India. You may have heard of it. He is a virgin, and Sunday will be his first date. He thinks it's with me. Well, he doesn't actually think it's with ME. He thinks it's with Enid, the troubled heir to a German cuckoo clock fortune, currently residing at Promises.

I guarantee laughs, or all of your no money back.

freeonair4u: hi poet
poethelena: Hello
freeonair4u: can v chat
poethelena: Why not
freeonair4u: if u don`t mind
poethelena: did you find my profile?
freeonair4u: yah
freeonair4u: married
poethelena: You're married?
freeonair4u: no
freeonair4u: i m just 19
freeonair4u: u
poethelena: Who's married?
poethelena: I'm not
poethelena: Wow, you're a young un.
poethelena: But I won't give you grief
poethelena: I hated when people did that to me
freeonair4u: seen my pro
freeonair4u: where r u from
poethelena: I'm from Los Angeles
poethelena: I live in Venice Beach
freeonair4u: i m from india
freeonair4u: that s gud
freeonair4u: what do u do
poethelena: Yes
poethelena: im a rcptnst
freeonair4u: i m studying and i hav a cellphone shop
freeonair4u: ur name
freeonair4u: me milan
freeonair4u: can we b friends
poethelena: ok
freeonair4u: ur name
freeonair4u: US is nice place to visit
freeonair4u: right
poethelena: it's ok I guess
freeonair4u: heard of india
poethelena: Yes
poethelena: I've heard of India
poethelena: I think
freeonair4u: r u there
poethelena: i m here
freeonair4u: have u been in india
poethelena: No
freeonair4u: can i add u as friend
poethelena: ok
freeonair4u: if u don`t mind
freeonair4u: have u got cell phone
poethelena: I don't use phones
poethelena: Do you want to sell me one?
freeonair4u: y
poethelena: w?
freeonair4u: i can`t sell it to u
freeonair4u: i will gift it
poethelena: I thought you said you had a cel phone store
poethelena: Oh that's sweet
freeonair4u: if u will visit india
freeonair4u: yah
freeonair4u: i have onf
freeonair4u: one
poethelena: You taking me?
freeonair4u: wanna have my cell number
freeonair4u: i am sitting there only
freeonair4u: my cam is misplaced or else i had shown it to u
poethelena: I meant are you taking me to India?
freeonair4u: i haven`t got that much capacity
freeonair4u: but one day i will try
freeonair4u: promise
poethelena: When you get a bigger jetpack
BUZZ!!!
poethelena: I hear you already!
poethelena: I'm talking to you!
poethelena: They should really disable
freeonair4u: jetpack?
freeonair4u: will u always remember ur friend
poethelena: I'll never forget you
poethelena: how could I?
BUZZ!!!
poethelena: Haha
freeonair4u: that so good of u
poethelena: How you like that
freeonair4u: ur name is helena
poethelena: You are astute!
poethelena: Did you read my profile or something?
freeonair4u: y
poethelena: g!
freeonair4u: tell ur name
poethelena: I thought you had figured that out
freeonair4u: yah
freeonair4u: is that u in ur pro
poethelena: I was impressed
poethelena: No, it is someone else I want to be like
freeonair4u: ????
poethelena: I made up this whole other person
poethelena: Her age
poethelena: location
poethelena: job
poethelena: and I even got a photo of her
poethelena: then I put them on yahoo profiles
freeonair4u: can u tell me the real stuff
poethelena: My name is Enid
poethelena: I am in a rehab program right now
poethelena: I'm at Promises in Malibu
poethelena: maybe you've heard of it?
poethelena: I just wanted to be someone else so bad
freeonair4u: ur name
poethelena: This is almost not fun
freeonair4u: u have made me a fool
poethelena: I told you, it's Enid
poethelena: I didn't do anything
poethelena: it's all you baby
freeonair4u: enid
freeonair4u: right
poethelena: Yes
poethelena: It's German
poethelena: My parents are from a small village in Germany
freeonair4u: what about ur pic
poethelena: their ancestors made cuckoo clocks
poethelena: That's not me either
poethelena: I'm tall and blonde
poethelena: I'm very skinny, as you might guess
poethelena: since I'm in rehab
poethelena: but I'm gaining back some of my weight
freeonair4u: can u show ur pic
poethelena: I don't have one stored on the computer here at Promises
poethelena: But there is one at my home
poethelena: I should be out shortly
poethelena: and I can have access to it
freeonair4u: can u mail it to me
poethelena: I will. But I have like a week left here
freeonair4u: what about ur age
poethelena: What about you?
poethelena: Pic of you
freeonair4u: was it wrong u
poethelena: Nothing is wrong with me
poethelena: aside from a nasty habit I picked up
poethelena: in the Philippines
freeonair4u: where do u live finally
poethelena: Pacific Palisades
poethelena: The cuckoo clock business my parents had sort of turned into an empire
poethelena: and they have a beautiful home there
freeonair4u: where is it
poethelena: Do you have mapquest?
poethelena: http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?country=US&countryid=250&addtohistory=&searchtab=address&searchtype=address&address=&city=pacific+palisades&state=CA&zipcode=&search=++Search++
poethelena: Click that
freeonair4u: u r too much
freeonair4u: no
freeonair4u: can u call me
poethelena: ok
poethelena: what's the number
freeonair4u: can u call me
poethelena: YES
poethelena: WHAT IS THE NUMBER
poethelena: I have to have the phone number
poethelena: in order to call you
poethelena: I will have to use up the rest of my phone privilege time
freeonair4u: +919825229005
freeonair4u: that`s my cell number
poethelena: Is it international?
poethelena: You have lots of digits
freeonair4u: will u call me
freeonair4u: yah it is international
poethelena: Sure
poethelena: why not
poethelena: it's on my parent's tab
freeonair4u: or tell ur number i will call u
freeonair4u: or tell me when u will call
poethelena: k, hang on
freeonair4u: right now
poethelena: (310) 573-7676
poethelena: this is the number at Promises
poethelena: call and ask for Enid
poethelena: I don't know if they will let me come to the phone though
freeonair4u: then it is better u call me
poethelena: Ok.
poethelena: The phone may not dial internationally
freeonair4u: when
poethelena: but I will call you for sure when I am discharged
poethelena: I have to be here until next Wednesday.
poethelena: So I'll call you then, okay?
freeonair4u: what`s the time there
poethelena: It's 11:37 am
freeonair4u: here it is 12:10 am
freeonair4u: will u mail u r pic
freeonair4u: i will mail mine
poethelena: Send the file now, can you do that?
freeonair4u: i can`t
freeonair4u: the pic is in other pc
freeonair4u: can u do it now
poethelena: NO
poethelena: I already told you
poethelena: I am in rehab
poethelena: and did not bring those files with me
freeonair4u: ok
poethelena: You are making me jones
freeonair4u: have to go now enid
poethelena: I need to go too
freeonair4u: its getting late
poethelena: I have a stash in the toilet
poethelena: I'm gonna get high as a fuckin kite.
poethelena: Later.
freeonair4u: have u had sex before
freeonair4u: sorry
freeonair4u: i m gooing
freeonair4u: remebered my name
BUZZ!!!
poethelena: It's good you remembered your name
poethelena: Have You had sex before?
freeonair4u: no
freeonair4u: u
poethelena: They said I did, but I don't remember it
freeonair4u: ok bye
freeonair4u: see u later
poethelena: Ok
poethelena: cu l8r
freeonair4u: on sunday
poethelena: Oh really?
freeonair4u: 6pm
poethelena: Did we have a date?
poethelena: Ok
freeonair4u: ok
freeonair4u: date is finallised
freeonair4u: its my 1st date
poethelena: That's so sweet!
freeonair4u: will u cooperate
poethelena: Well, I'll make it one to remember
poethelena: I will not put up a fight
poethelena: In fact
poethelena: I'll even take some downers first