i went to the ad thingy. fukin funny.

i got these 2 and quit while i was ahead, before my gut burst. why the chosen topic? cuz i'm actually fasting from it. anyways... this came up the first time I sloganized anything.

"fill it to the rim with masturbate"

that was silly but then came this...

"come to life, come to masturbate"

truer words have never been spoken.

Who fasts from masturbation? It has no calories and it’s free…

These were mine

Stop. Go. Fat.

Fat comes to those who wait.

Australians wouldn't give a Monkey for anything else.

This is the age of the Monkey.

heheheh!

I need to clarify something. I am "fasting from it" means I have gone 3 days without pounding the pound. It does not mean I have gone 3 days sans eating my chism. I don't care if medically chism is liquid prozac to depressed women, or if I need to cut calories and it has no calories, I am not fasting from masticating my gue.
But I have gone 3 days, The guiness record has been broken, I have gone where no man has gone before, 3 days without slapin the salami. Women cheer me on, Men... enough of the WHY?? Think about it this way, it's like Mallory climbing Everest, because IT is there! This is the hardest thing I've ever done. Giving up crack is nothing. Pray for me Helena.

This thing is great!! Here are mine:

I'm Cuckoo For Dick.
Things Go Better with Perla.
Try Sex, You'll Like It.
Turn Loose The Tampons.
They're Yummy For Your Beer.
No Cramps, No Comment.

I detect a common thread, Perla. Can you guys see why I love this girl? I'm cuckoo for Dick is my favorite one. I think the next step is a bumper sticker.

Uzi, that's gross and it makes no sense. But I believe in freedom of speech so I'll not delete it :P

Rina, I like the fat ones. Did you show that thing to Shane and Jesus? I bet they could find a way to break it.

Look P. I nominate u for fcc president.My record stands at 4 days, it was hard, but that is the price we pay to get into Guiness's book. Thank u all, Special thanks to H-bomb for censoring nothing.