So I've got plenty to say, but I've spent almost all day* trying to figure out how to make a god damned side bar here.

Right over there ---->

I want it to have things that are useful, so I can condense the number of pages on the site and get a more organized feel. But I'm stupid. So I'm analyzing my Movabletype Stylesheet and Main Page index templates to try to figure out what makes what work. And it's pretty complicated if all you've ever really done is force things to happen with html. I am so close to just signing up for a typepad account and ditching this dinosaur.

Oh, wait, baby! I didn't mean it!

Damn. Now I have to go smooth this over.

In the meantime, please enjoy a man rant I will post shortly.

*except for the part where my mom and her twin sister came over and my mom thought she locked her keys in the car so we called AAA but the keys weren't in the car so we thought the lost them but really they were on my small coffeetable the whole time--whew!