Blood and Guts: Helena Lazaro
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Laughable
August 10, 2005 09:45 PM

The best part, the very best part--is when someone is caught lying and they still try desperately to convince you that you have it all wrong. After three ignored calls on my mobile, you call my home phone. No caller ID. I should have known better, but I picked up.


Me: ...you were lying
Liar:About what?
Me:About wanting to be with her, making plans with her, your intentions for romance with her.
Liar:You don't even know what I was talking about.
Me: You mean with the Victoria's Secret underwear comment?
Liar: Yes. It's called JOKING.
Me: Joking? Whatever. Have fun fucking her, I hope it was worth it.

Does she think you're joking? That's not the impression I got...you seemed pretty serious. Except for that fucking Winky Face. Jesus, after all the shit you've told me, you can't even show me enough respect to cop to the fact you're busted lying?


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Comments

So this is it, right? I'm sick of this guy.

Posted by: James on August 10, 2005 10:27 PM

Yes. Let's never speak of him again.

Posted by: Helena on August 10, 2005 11:33 PM

Helena,

I’m sorry that he turned out to be scum and obviously not very smart. You are an amazing person, with so much to give, but he so does not deserve it. I want to say that maybe one day he will realize what he has lost and will learn from it, but he doesn’t deserve that much credit.

Liar and the little bug that looks like a man deserve each other. Allow them to fuck each other over, over and over again. Karma is a wonderful thing 

Posted by: Marina on August 11, 2005 08:34 AM

Thank you, baby :) BTW, plans for this weekend were hopefully going to include hanging with you and talking shit all night between shots of Bacardi.

Posted by: Helena on August 11, 2005 09:34 AM

If you're going to stay in and drink Bacardi and represent your Cuban heritage, how about fixing mojitos (http://babblog.com/July_05/072605_WA_Food.htm)?

Posted by: Wade on August 11, 2005 10:19 AM

Wade we beat you to it! We had Mojitos at Helena's fiesta a couple years back.

I was hoping you were gonna want to come out and play! Shall we just do a repeat of last week - minus the call at 1 AM? Whick works better Friday or Saturday night?

Posted by: Marina on August 11, 2005 11:16 AM

Let's do Friday, I'm going to hang out at the cemetery on Saturday night. :)

Posted by: Helena on August 11, 2005 11:17 AM

Well I still recommend my recipe as both particularly tasty and easy.

Are you going to the movies in the cemetery thing?

Posted by: Wade on August 11, 2005 11:46 AM
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