
Wade’s comment and the pic of that costume yesterday got me all nostalgic for Halloweens gone by.
Halloween was always such a great time to look forward to. Despite the tales of razor-blades embedded in treats, that famous serial killer who was supposedly loose and possibly in my neighborhood, and the fact that most of our costumes were just collections of safety hazards, we had a great time. My hood had one of the old dudes who gave out full-size candy bars, a guy that wore like a fake hanging eyeball and acted really creepy when you reached into his bowl of candy, and one house where every year there was a fat scarecrow on the porch swing that was actually a man who would JUMP UP AT YOU when you walked past him. I think the first year he did it to me I cried and was scared, and he gave me extra candy.
Then I became too old to go asking for candy with my mom, and instead got to wear sexy costumes to foggy, dark Halloween Parties where Thriller played. Or Bauhaus.
That got me thinking about all the great (and not-so-great) costumes I’ve had throughout the years. I’ll skip the not-so great ones (like that time I was four and insisted that I was dressed as Wonder Woman even though I was just in my underwear with some stickers on it) and tell you about my top five:
Age 7- Butterfly. A very nice store-bought costume that was worn with a leotard and tights. Blue satin “exoskeleton” with silver glittery accents. Pretty gauzy wings. And springy antennae. Loved it, wore it ALL the time. Even in March. It lived in “the costume bag” until it completely deteriorated. I think some part of it is still in my mom’s garage. We had a Halloween party that year and I was pissed I didn’t win first prize. My mom tried explaining that I could have any of the prizes I wanted later, since we had bought them and there were more. But I was still pissed. Adam is probably laughing right now. And Rina. My mom is probably remembering how I ALWAYS wanted to win first place at my own parties.
Age 11- Bride of Frankenstein. Got a cool old white gown from a family friend, tore and dirtied it. Did my hair up in a scary fro and painted the white stripes in. That year we threw a Halloween Party at my grandma’s house. All the kids in my class came. It was awesome. I had a little bust and it showed in the dress. I think one of the boys was flirting with me.
Age 15- Magenta. I found a magenta-colored French Maid outfit, did the make-up just right, and teased out my bad perm. Fishnets. Heels. Time warp.
Age 16-19 Flappers, Greek Myths, Season Fairies (I was Winter), Black & White Television Icons. These were fun because they were group and matching costumes with my girlfriends from High School.
Age 21- Bride of Frankenstein II. This time I bought a wig for the purpose (getting that fro out had been a painful task) and added the stripes. Scary make-up. It wasn’t flattering. At. All. But it was the first “couple” costume I wore with a boy. Adam was Frankenstein. He looked pretty cute, actually.
Some of my friends now are old enough to be taking their own little ones trick-or-treating. Some are still partying like nothing else matters. Some are already old cranks, who will probably sit inside with the lights off. To those friends I say, every egg you threw will one day return to you.
I’d like to know what everyone else’s favorite costumes and Halloween memories are! Please leave obscenely long-winded comments so I feel better about this long-ass entry.
More nostalgia
I was Casper the Friendly Ghost for several years running. Lately I have realized that my parents probably reused the same costume over and over again, not out of poverty but out of complete lack of ideas of other things to dress me up as.
Another year I made a "Candy-Fueled Robot" costume out of some old boxes. There was a "fuel slot" in the front of the robot costume that I'd stapled the bag to so that I could just shovel the goodies in and not have to schlep the bag around.
Then there was the planned gigantically politically incorrect couples costume this year. But she dumped me before we could do that.
Posted by: Wade on October 12, 2005 04:11 PMHmm, pictures would be easier if I only knew where to look. My costumes were usually something I picked out from books or those catalogs of patterns at the fabric store. My mom rocked in when it came to costumes.
At 4, I was a dog made from two boxes (one for head, one for body) covered with strips of newspaper for a shaggy fur effect. I totally remember the how-to book of costumes I picked that from.
In the elementary school years, I was a frog- really cool frog head built from a baseball cap base. I don't have any idea how she made that one. Another year, I was an alien with a costume so involved my mom included instructions so I'd put stuff on in the right order for our event at school. I wore a red shirt of fabric that generally induces eyestrain in others with a blue vinyl? tunic with alien symbols over that. There were matching blue vinyl spats basically to cover my sneakers. The mask was gold shiny textured fabric, and there were matching alien hands (mitten shaped). I won awards for that one including one of those immense hershey bars. It rocked.
Later I was a devil... 5th or 6th grade? Probably the last real costume.
Vampire with teeth and cape.
Private detective with trenchcoat was good for a couple years- it got really cold out trick or treating, so I could wear layers.
Long enough?
Posted by: claire on October 12, 2005 04:38 PMStephen use to make fun of me because I was a clown for so many years as a child. When deciding what to make Ashley her first couple of years he said anything but a clown, you were that enough times for both of you! I can’t really remember any of my old costumes, but I have sure had fun with Ashley’s. Her first Halloween she was only 3 weeks old and she was a little Chili Pepper, her second Halloween she was a Bumble Bee. I remember how cute her pamper butt looked when she would bend over and her little stinger was in the air. I think I am definitely enjoying Halloween more as a parent than I did as a child. I think this year is going to be fun because it will be the first year I dress in a long time.
Wade – Would that happen to be the plug and socket couple costume that you are referring too?
Wade, How incorrect are we talking? It must be bad if you don't think you can mention it HERE.
Claire, you were that girl with the badass costumes I was always jealous of! YOU won first place!! :) The alien one sounds really awesome.
Rina, Oh my god, Ash with a pamper butt stinger is the most disgustingly adorable thing I can think of!
Posted by: Helena on October 12, 2005 05:03 PMWhen I was blond, I cheated for several years running and repeated my BTVS Spike costume (I got a professional-like latex appliance for vamp face). It interchanged with Billy Idol one year - you just wear black and sneer a lot. As a kid, I wore that plastic Spider Man outfit until it didn't fit. Then I moved on to He-Man. I wasn't a geek from birth or anything, though! :)
Posted by: JaySix on October 12, 2005 06:13 PMi want a magenta maid's costume. i never get dressed up for halloween, parents ruined it when i was five and they gave away the good bounty of candy to some kids down the street. so i was left with the crap. after that i decided if i wanted sugar i'd just buy it for myself.
i still love the weho carnivale tho!
Posted by: ceity on October 12, 2005 10:42 PMDid anyone know you were Magenta? Of course *I* would have.
I still have fantasies about a Magenta-Columbia three-way.
Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
Posted by: AJ on October 13, 2005 12:58 AMJay, The perfect geek is cultivated from a geek seedling, I think genetically present at birth. It's a careful combination. I think you may have hit it just right.
Ceity, I have to say that I have attempted the WeHo celebration many years and never seen it through! I mean, between traffic and parking, we would just end up ogling the fabulous get-ups (best Lucy I EVER saw) walking past us on the street. It was just as fun.
AJ, you know what's good. Don't dream it--be it.
Posted by: Helena on October 13, 2005 01:06 AMI always go into Halloween with the goal to become "the most awesome candy giver on my block."
I go out and I buy hundreds of those huge king size butterfingers and then slowly realize that the kids still don't think I'm cool, even with the bribing of the king size butterfingers.
I usually eat about 20 myself and throw up.
Posted by: Pauly D on October 13, 2005 05:48 AMI freakin love Halloween. Always have. It just rules. I've never really lived anyplace where the giving was all that great (strangely enough parent's don't buzz their kids into NYC apartment buildings and let them run wild, which I always thought would be a bonanza, and the street I grew up on in my hometown was way busy and sort of...rural?) so it's pretty much always been about the getting.
Anyway, here's a list of costumes I wore that I can remember. Enjoy.
Clark Kent turning into Superman. Last year. This was completely stolen and at one party I went to two girls told me I was the third guy they saw dressed like that, but I didn't care. I looked badass. And chicks dug the glasses for some reason.
The Devil. Lame, I know, but think more Dinero in Angel Heart than Jon Lovitz on SNL. I had a black suit on with a gold tie and stuck little horns to my head. I also had some crazy facial hair thing going on. This was a great Halloween - went out to dinner with many friends at America and watched part of the Village Halloween Parade. Tim came wearing a sweatshirt with little yellow birds stuck to it. His costume? A chick magnet.
The Crow. The less said about this the better.
A cowboy. Lazy college costume. I didn't even have a gun, just a flannel, a hat and a beard.
Silent Bob. The old stand by. I think I dressed as him for three years. I have a slight resemblance to Kevin Smith which is amplified with a backwards baseball cap and a properly styled beard. Plus I was a little fatter then. Throw on a long coat and you're good to go.
Macho Man Randy Savage. In retrospect, I wish this had gone over better, but I still got a kick out of it.
A greaser. I wish that at the time I was going for an Outsiders theme, but in truth it was more Grease than anything else.
Steve Urkel. See: The Crow.
Pee Wee Herman. Me at my gayest. Oh 6th grade. Good costume though, just a lousy impression.
Jason/Freddy. 5th grade. Hung out with "The Bad Kid" Sean Kelly and discovered eggs and toilet paper. Dressed in black and went to his grandparent's neighborhood to terrorize. I ended up getting egged. Worst.Halloween.Ever
The Lone Ranger. I only remember this because of pictures. I was young.
A hobo. Same as above. Complete with a stick that had a bandana tied to the end with whatever hobos carry in a stick/bandana contraption inside.
I think one year I wore a rubber werewolf mask to disasterously sweaty results, but I might be making that up.
That's all I remember.
Posted by: bill on October 13, 2005 07:07 AMOK. To horrify everyone, and lose any respect y'all may have had for me (ha!), I'll fess up. Heck, I was planning on wearing this in front of 500 people so I'd better be able to tell it here.
So the background here is that the ex is of Mexican descent and came to this country illegally. Until her status was regularized, she spent a lot of time watching out for the INS.
So, based on this, she was going to dress all grubby, with little pigtails like the girl on the "watch out for immigrants crossing the freeway" sign on the 405, and I was going to track down an INS costume jacket, and chase her around all night long.
She thought this was *hilarious*.
Posted by: Wade on October 13, 2005 10:35 AMa very unPC person i know once showed up to a halloween costume party as one of the WTC towers.
i like the pigtails girl idea. helena, are you up for the role?
Posted by: ceity on October 13, 2005 11:18 AMI unfortunately do not really remember specifically any of my costumes from growing up. All I do remember is that they were all the store bought ones with the plastic masks that are banned now. You know the ones...you could not breathe nor see so you wore the mask on your head until you got to the door? Ah, the '70's - hard to believe that we all survived!
Anyway - last year I was a saloon girl. And the year before that I was a wench. HMMM I seem to be seeing a pattern here. I really do not have an addiction honestly (except to the internet of course)!!
Couples costume? My husband and I (for our first Halloween together) were a nun and a priest. We thought it was pretty original but there were two others there dressed the same. Not so original I guess. We decided not to go dressed alike from then on.
Wade - I think that is hilarious!!!
Posted by: Jewels on October 13, 2005 11:23 AMPauly, I never believed my mom that eating too much candy would make me throw up until I did it one year. Caramel is icky the second time around.
Bill, that was fantastic! I think my favorite is Superman. I bet you were hott in that one. Please send pictures. I'm also going to need LOTS more details on The Crow. You must have been what, 17? Cough it up. p.s. I always imagined the bandana contained a can of beans.
Wade, I LOVE it! La Migra! I imagine you two had a rich role-playing life? I can see it now...I'm going to have to deport you, Senorita...that is, unless...
Ceity, apparently I AM up for it--but more for being caught, than chased.
Jewels, I deduce that you must look mighty fine in a corset serving booze! Probably makes your husband pretty happy anyway (or it SHOULD!). Yes, those masks were scary...every year I wore one I managed to gash myself with it.
Thanks for your stories guys, these are great!
Posted by: Helena on October 13, 2005 02:52 PMHelena- i can't eat bottle caps for the same reason as your caramel story
Posted by: ceity on October 13, 2005 04:56 PMYup, does it to me every time: The mere smell of Chewy caramels.
Or tequila.
Posted by: Helena on October 13, 2005 05:10 PMi love halloween and was lucky enough to have a cool seamstress mommy to make costumes (and prom dresses) for me. i can still recall the year she made me a dog costume, complete with flappy ears and a brown nose. i have been a ballerina, a 80's punk cyndi lauper style, a fairie, ms. piggy, an alien superhero. this year, i am going all out for nostalgia's sake (well, that and a costume contest with cool prizes!).
thanks for sharing your halloween costume memories!
p.s. hee hee- pauly throws up.
Posted by: ms. sizzle on October 13, 2005 05:36 PMTequila is the best. Next year, I'm going as tequila.
Posted by: Wade on October 14, 2005 04:46 PM
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