Blood and Guts: Helena Lazaro
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Your Feedback Score is a Negative Two. Asshole.
August 4, 2006 12:24 PM

A while ago, Miss Sizz had the brilliant idea that guys (and girls) should come with warning labels. In a similar vein, this morning in the shower I was thinking that what I'd really like to see is a Dating Feedback System. Like on eBay (can you tell I've been spending a lot of time there lately?). When you split up with someone you get to leave Positive, Neutral, or Negative feedback on their page. For example:

Positive:
A+++++!!! Great Dater. Courteous service, excellent packaging. Added to favorites.

Amazing product. Package much larger than I imagined; I was pleasantly surprised.

Nuetral:
Dater delivered timely. However, package was slightly bent.

Product satisfactory, but customer service skills were somewhat lacking.

Negative:
Product not as described. Damaged, strange odor, dater refused communication. Would not do business again.

BUYER BEWARE! Product was emotionally unavailable. Dater never delivered, and refused to refund emotional costs.


You could view someone's feedback score and comments (Within the Last Six Months is important. Anything over a year old should really be written off) before doing, uh, business with them. Of course, Daters have a chance to rebut negative feedback ("Item condition was clearly disclosed; please read descriptions carefully in the future"). More than anything, I think it would serve as a great motivator. Who wouldn't want to sport a shiny "Power Dater" badge? There would have to be regulations, of course. Feedback could not be left until at least two weeks after the close of a deal, and never after drinking. There is the slight problem that anyone you leave feedback for gets to leave feedback for you, too...I can just imagine what mine would look like ("Dater returned product then requested re-delivery. Three times." "Dater made unreasonable demands and expected immediate delivery." "DEADBEAT DATER. Never paid, and offered no explanation. Messages left unanswered.").

On second thought, this might not be the best idea...still, I'd be curious to know the kind of things people would have to say about their Dating transactions. With others.


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I think that your dating feedback system is probably already on the Internet in some form, Helena. I'm not sure if it would make women better shoppers when it came to men, though.

My experience dealing with female friends is that many women shop for a mate the way men shop for everything else: badly.

Men run into the store knowing exactly what we think we want and grab the first item off the shelf. We don't comparison shop. We are clueless about sales. We never ask for customer service. We never clip coupons. We proceed directly to check out and don't bother with a receipt because, even if the product sucks, we're not coming back to the store anyway.

Maybe I'm being slightly chauvinist here, but I'm curious why it seems a lot of women leave their finely honed shopping instincts at Target when it comes to dating.

Posted by: Joe Valdez on August 4, 2006 04:10 PM

Quite true Joe. I'll research and debate my purchases for an agonizing amount of time when it comes to anything but dates. It took me nearly two months to pick out a freakin sewing machine, and I'm STILL not convinced I made the right choice. Perhaps I'll have to be a bit more methodical about romance. (hahahahaha)

Posted by: Helena on August 4, 2006 04:15 PM

I love it - I'll sign up for dateBay right now!!!

I need some sort of review process because the crap my girlfriends are slinging my way is starting to smell.

Posted by: Peggy Archer on August 4, 2006 06:41 PM

I'm thinking that you may be spending too much time on ebay. :)

Posted by: Jeff on August 4, 2006 06:41 PM

Ha, Peggy! I hear that...my pals are pretty patient with me (and blog visitors too, for that matter) but it MUST be old to them by now.

Jeff, you know far too much about my ebay purchases! LOG OUT DAMMIT! Or continue to enjoy watching me buy ENDLESS vintage jewelry findings and the occasional thong. But no complaining!

Posted by: Helena on August 4, 2006 06:49 PM

Thanks for the laugh Helena ... I spewed soda out my nose ...
My personal favorite (because I can relate): "Dater returned product then requested re-delivery. Three times."

You're an A+ in my book.

Posted by: Cookiebitch on August 8, 2006 02:00 PM

Find a way to refund emotional costs and then you're really be onto something.

Posted by: claire on August 17, 2006 03:28 PM
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