Dear Blog,

I'm such a dick to you. I ignore you for days at a time when life is busy and full. Then, when I need a shoulder to cry on, and ear to bend, I come running back--man-hating poem in hand. I know it isn't fair. I know our relationship should be more balanced, more give and take. Like, for example, I could really do a better job assigning categories to your entries, or making you easy to navigate. Instead I leave you in the same sloppy outfit for months--even years--at a time.

And I know I've been neglecting you for that other site, the one no one's even met yet. The site that's younger, easier, newer and more exciting than my trusty old blog. I can't help it! But that will change soon, I promise. Starting Monday I'm going to give you one new poem every day. That's right. Every day for a month, a poem that you've never seen before, Blog. And I'll think about what to do with your sidebar...I'll pick out something nice for you.