Hmmm... you don't strike me as an asshole. Quite the opposite. I did notice that your Haiku has gone missing.
Related to this post?

Yes, it is.

Hey, did you know your foot feels a LOT bigger when it's stuffed in your mouth?

Perhaps some peppermint-flavoured foot lotion would help make it more palatable?

Well, yes. I've often wished for The Great Rewind Button of Life so that I could watch my big foot come out of my mouth, my head pop out of my ass and the, at the right moment, pause just before I utter a stupid phrase or hit the damnable 'enter' key. Alas, I am left simply to try and make amends, hoping for the best. You'll be fine, dear... and you are definitely NOT an asshole!

Ahh WELCOME !!!!

Your statement made me laugh which tells me that I doubt it's veracity. Maybe once in a while (like many of us), but not overall.

As for haiku- I missed that one, but I have a proposition for ya. I'm having a little Thanksgiving haikuathon over on my blog, and I'd love it if you'd stop by and share a t-day haiku if you felt like it. At the very least, I think you'd enjoy the links to last year's haikus.

keep on keepin' on,
C

You guys are the best. Thank you for always being so good to me. And now, as I've had it on authority from several reliable sources that I am NOT an asshole, I'll never mention it again :)